§ VIII · The Bar
The Bar. Coming to Utah County.
A full specialty bar — the machines, the ritual, the canon — with zero coffee and zero tea. First location: Provo / Orem, target 2027. Join the list, and vote on the neighborhood.
Opening waitlist — separate from the Dispatch newsletter.
The opening menu
Everything you know how to order. None of it coffee.
Any drink, any level: +25 / +50 / +75 mg (synthetic caffeine + L-theanine, 2:1). Every milligram printed.
Espresso Family
- Espresso0 mg
- Ristretto0 mg
- Lungo0 mg
- Doppio0 mg
- Americano0 mg
- Long Black0 mg
- Macchiato0 mg
- Cortado0 mg
- Cortadito0 mg
- Flat White0 mg
- Cappuccino0 mg
- Latte0 mg
- Latte Macchiato0 mg
- Breve0 mg
- Con Panna0 mg
- Affogato0 mg
- Red Eye0 mg
Brew Bar
- Batch Drip~0 mg
- Pour-Over (mesh)~0 mg
- French Press0–80 mg
- AeroPress~0 mg
- Moka0–15 mg
- Siphon~0 mg
- Turkish / Cezve0 mg
- Chicory Au Lait~0 mg
- Cacao Mocha~15 mg
- Vienna~0 mg
Cold
- Cold Brew0–75 mg
- Nitro Cold Brew~75 mg
- Iced Latte0 mg
- Iced Americano0 mg
- Espresso Tonic0 mg
- Greek Frappé~0 mg
- Blended Frappé0–50 mg
- Dalgona0–75 mg
Signature
- Utah Irish~60 mg
- Vietnamese Phin~0 mg
- Long Focus~75 mg