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An overhead spread of finished specialty drinks on a dark counter
§ V · The Menu

The bar, on paper.

The complete coffee-shop canon — 40+ drinks — every one coffee-adjacent, never coffee, and every one with its caffeine in milligrams. Tap 'make at home' for the substrate, or open its recipe.

Any drink, any level: +25 / +50 / +75 mg (synthetic caffeine + L-theanine, 2:1). Every milligram printed.

Espresso Family

Brew Bar

Cold

Signature

  • Utah Irish

    ~60 mg

    Pressed Yaupon Dark with zero-proof whiskey flavor and a soft cream float. Entirely alcohol-free.

    Alcohol-free. Uses zero-proof whiskey alternative only — no alcohol anywhere.

  • Vietnamese Phin

    ~0 mg

    Slow phin drip of The Monograph over sweetened condensed milk (sugar optional).

  • Long Focus

    ~75 mg

    The Monograph + a yaupon steep + a 2:1 theanine dose. The flagship focus ritual.

    Caffeine advisory applies at the dosed level. See The Science.