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Section 89
§ VII · The Science

The crash is the sugar, not the cup.

We flag the strength of the evidence on every claim. Where it is moderate, we say so. Honesty is the brand.

Evidence: strong

The crash is dose and sugar — not the vehicle

The familiar mid-afternoon crash is driven by a large, fast caffeine dose clearing your system and — more often — by the sugar riding along with it. The brew vehicle (bean, root, leaf, or nib) is not the cause. By dosing caffeine precisely and shipping zero added sugar, we remove the two variables that actually produce the crash.

Evidence: moderate

Caffeine + L-theanine, roughly 2:1

A body of attention research pairs caffeine with L-theanine and reports steadier focus and less jitter than caffeine alone, often around a 2:1 theanine-to-caffeine ratio. The effect is real but modest, and studies vary in dose and design — which is why our Dose Drops let you tune the ratio rather than promising a fixed outcome.

Per Dose Drops pump
25 mg caffeine
L-theanine
50 mg (2:1)
Evidence: moderate

Theobromine’s long tail

Cacao brews carry theobromine, a stimulant relative of caffeine with a much longer half-life and a gentler curve. It tends to produce a slower, more sustained lift rather than a sharp spike — useful when you want warmth and steadiness over a jolt. The evidence base is smaller than caffeine’s, so we treat this as a supporting note, not a headline.

Evidence: emerging

Limitations

  • Individual response to caffeine and theanine varies widely with genetics, tolerance, sleep, and timing.
  • Much of the attention research uses specific doses and populations that may not match your own use.
  • Theobromine and theanine effects are real but modest; we do not claim they replace sleep, treat conditions, or guarantee performance.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.